n : a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

After being subjected to me for about twelve months, one of my previous supervisors came to the realization that I was in fact a curmudgeon. She bought me The Portable Curmudgeon, which I will sometimes read while my computer is booting up or restarting. Thus I became, and am now known as, the office curmudgeon; a title and association I proudly accept.

Primarily, I earned the title from my stubborn ideas and sarcasm used throughout everyday work, which is my twisted humor. I put myself in good company though, with Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, W.C Fields, and more.